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What Is Behind Secret Diary of Steve Jobs?

by kacy on Aug 19, 2010

Honestly, he won’t let it go. He’s calling me over and over saying, Wait until you hear the latest, you won’t believe what they’re saying now! As if I care. Jesus. I put my iPhone 4 down on the desk and let him rant for a few minutes while I do some work, then I pick up and pretend I’ve been listening. Larry’s position is that Hurd didn’t do anything wrong.

I’m like, Wait, is that the new hurdle CEOs have to get over? it’s okay? And Larry says, Look, don’t start, you’re not like the rest of us, you can’t understand the needs that a normal man has. To which I say, Dude, I saw the pictures and honestly, I wouldn’t tap that . Larry says then at least there’s one thing we can agree upon, but as they say, De gustibus non disputandum est, to which I said, Stop showing off with your restaurant French, everybody knows you’re a dropout just like me.

Anyway. My own paranoid conspiracy theory is that this woman was probably a Microsoft...Read More >>